Hot dogs and mustard: We’re not sure why hot dogs come first. Ever since Burnesto was a bouncing baby bambino, hot dogs were merely an excuse for mustard. In fact, hot dogs by themselves really don’t taste all that good. They may be totally tubular, but lets face it, by themselves, nothing special. BUT, put some Beaver Brand Coney Island Mustard on a Nathan’s hot dog, and you’ll be riding the Coney Island Cyclone to hot dog heaven. It also works great on Burnesto’s Double Pig-Dogs of Death and Delight.
— Burnesto BoShay