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This is not a callback to the highly questionable fashion sense of disco-era footwear. At Condimented, platforms are any and all things that go under, or around condiments—what the uninitiated call “food.” If you’re here, you’re one of us now. Finally, thanks to Zeno and Burnesto BoShay, it’s cool once again to openly admit you like platforms. Go ahead say it, “Platforms, mmmm! — (You’re welcome.)

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