From the kitchens at El Yucateco, an appropriately named hot sauce factory located in the Northeastern Region of the Yucatan Peninsula, comes El Yucateco XXXtra Hot Chile Habanero. To be accurate, we will title this gem El Yucateco Salsa Kutbil-ik de Chile Habanero XXXTra Hot Habanero Hot Sauce. We know that a title is supposed to be five words or less, according to Hollywood screenplay acceptors, but who cares what they think? This hot sauce burns through at almost 12,000 on the Scoville scale, making it El Yucateco’s hottest hottie uh-huh. You’ve got to be Condimented to venture into this neighborhood, so try it on everything. And you’ll think I am Condimented, but ya gotta try it on cottage cheese. Remember, be cool.
— Zeno BoShay