Mustard Multiverse

Quantum physicist, Dr. Erwin Schrodinger not only postulated an infinite number of universes or alternate realities, but also the concept that matter exists in a vague and undermined state when not being observed (i.e. Schrodinger’s cat). According to condimental theorist Burnesto BoShay, when not being smeared on platforms, mustard exists in stylish jars and dispensers (Zeno supports this theory). Welcome to Condimented’s Mustard Multiverse, where the one inter-universal constant is mustard. (String theory is for cats.)