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“Food is merely a platform for condiments” Peter Marshall

Condimented.com: The Internet’s Foremost Condimental Institution

We are a Condimental Institution committed to enabling those who are condimentally disturbed & looking for something to slather on food, or a good recipe.

Mustard Multiverse                                        Hot Stuff!                                     Must Never Sleeps                                         Platforms

Mustard Multiverse

According to quantum mechanics theory, there are an infinite number of universes, known as the multiverse. That’s nearly one parallel universe for every type of mustard made. Travel through the Mustard Multiverse and let Zeno & Burnesto be your guides.

Hot Stuff!

Naturally, by “Hot Stuff” we mean hot sauces. But you already knew that. If you’re looking for hot stuff in the traditional sense of the phrase, you will have to go elsewhere, because Zeno & Burnesto are all about condiments. Check out our stable of family-friendly Hot Stuff!




Must Never Sleeps

Grape “must” makes the best balsamics. Must is made from a reduction of cooked white Trebbiano grape juice, and since the middle ages, is only produced in Modena and Reggio Emilia, Italy. Zeno & Burnesto boast a big set of balsamics. If you’d like to see them, visit Must Never Sleeps.


Like the sage Peter Marshall says, foods are merely a platform for condiments, and of course, Zeno & Burnesto wholeheartedly agree; food is merely an excuse to use condiments. With that in mind, we thought we’d share some of our favorite platforms with you.