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“Food is merely a platform for condiments” — Peter Marshall

Condimented.com: The Internet’s Foremost Condimental Institution

We are committed (so to speak) to enabling those who are addicted, condimentally disturbed, or just looking for something really good to put on a sandwich.

Mustard Multiverse                                        The Hotties                                       Must Never Sleeps                                         Platforms

Mustard Multiverse

According to quantum mechanics theory, there are an infinite number of universes, known as the multiverse. That’s nearly one parallel universe for every type of mustard made. Travel through the Mustard Multiverse and let Zeno & Burnesto be your guides.

The Hotties!

Naturally, by “Hotties” we mean hot sauces. But you already knew that. If you’re looking for hotties in the traditional sense of the word, you will have to go elsewhere, because Zeno & Burnesto are all about condiments. Check out our stable of family-friendly Hotties!




Must Never Sleeps

Grape “must” makes the best balsamics. Must is made from a reduction of cooked white Trebbiano grape juice, and since the middle ages, is only produced in Modena and Reggio Emilia, Italy. Zeno & Burnesto boast a big set of balsamics. If you’d like to see them, visit Must Never Sleeps.


Like the sage Peter Marshall says, foods are merely a platform for condiments, and of course, Zeno & Burnesto wholeheartedly agree; food is merely an excuse to use condiments. With that in mind, we thought we’d share some of our favorite platforms with you.